Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Tom Robbins
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Some marriages are made in heaven,mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart. The joke of the quote is that people will do anything for money and that things that seem wrong can be justified if there is money involved. Similarly, some people will marry someone just because they want to spread their genes. So, a lot of marriages are made based on a need to pass along a certain trait or set of traits.

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